The National 3 Peaks Over The Hill Challenge

3/4th July 2009

This time we'll really see if "No Pub is Too Far"!

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Ken Hawksford                                 

Hello, My name is Ken and I was appointed by a higher authority to look after this group of fine lads on their 3 Peaks Challenge.  I can't say much about my personal life or past history due to the Official Secret's Act but suffice to say I am fluent in Russian and can never go back to Moscow.  Since my return and rehabilitation I have been undertaking projects for the general good of society and this adventure broadly falls under that umbrella.

My role is transport, logistics, first aid, emotional support, intimate massage and cooking the food, so I expect to be busy on the trip, but the rules debar me from taking part which is a shame as I was National Champion Fell Runner 6 rears in a row in the mid nineties.

I don't envisage any problems with the trip as my driving is pretty good and in fact I have been earning some extra money over the last few years wearing a white driving suit and helmet and helping my long time mate Jeremy Clarkson out acting as The Stig on Top Gear on the BBC - it's a lot of fun! .   

 

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